Scientific Nucleus of Comedy: A Mathematical Proof

Amongst millions of videos our collective efforts have finally achieved the splitting of the comedy atom to produce a perfect embryo. This sixty-second raw and uncut diamond is the incontrovertible crowning acme of comedic precision, purity, sublimity, and transcendence.

comedy = X-person √ believed mortal danger (÷ age) (x weight) x Y-companion √ x lack of compassion for X (x X-age) + (-weight) x actual danger

And so, our work is done.

The Internet is complete. You may all go home.